Ok as proof I am 100% in my right mind I am going to tell the world the TRUTH about that wonderful drug Caffiene and the attrocities that have been caused because of it!
Tea Leafs naturally contain Caffiene and Coffee Beans are naturally Caffiene free!
You may now be wondering how you get DeCaffienated tea and coffee with Caffiene? The answer is horrific, brutal and tragic. At night time when no one is looking the Coffiene beans sneak into the tea leaf fields and steal it!!!! I did say it was horrific!
The result of this evil act is you get yuck tasting and pointless Tea, and Coffee - the FALSE caffiene - which tastes as bad!
That people is a true fact I made up.
Wisp
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